Mistake Post, but Feel Free to Upvote

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I've finally done it :)) I keep seeing mistake posts by others saying stuff like 'don't upvote' 'posted by mistake'.

Well, it seems I've finally done it. I've made a mistake too .hard to believe, I know. See, I was trying to post on this Pal thingy, and thought it was a different thing, but it seems I've managed to post the same thing twice.

I'm not going to tell you not to upvote, because I am not rich and frankly, I could do with the money. So feel free, please upvote generously.

I mean, if this goes well, I could have mistake posts every day. Every hour even, if that's something you feel might...make you happy. We could have an entire series called 'I'll post shit for money.'

No? Okay, I understand. But could you see it in your hearts to give me loads of cash anyway?

I'm a sad orphan... Give me your gold teeth.

I can tell jokes for money. Not very good ones, but still...

Oh shit-cunty-bollocks, why couldn't I just rest quietly on my blog, why did I do this? Look where my mistake has gotten me. What can I say, stay away from the 'Publish' button, kids...