Teacher: what is Tottenham.?*
Pupil: a team that plays so well but has nothing to show for it.
Teacher: very good ; so give an example.
Pupil: Arsenal is a Tottenham.....
JUST ASKING :
*So if abortion is murder, is using a condom Kidnapping.?
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It is only in Nigeria you see someone trekking from street to street selling book titled How to make money without stress
I would have said why didn't he read it but its none of my business..
Shoutouts to all the girls who don't sweep their parents house,
But perform environmental sanitation when they visit their boyfriend ,
.....oniranu u think u are doing me?
You think you're facing frustration??? Hell no...
Go ask someone whose phone won't charge unless he bends his charger to a certain bearing..
Bruhs/sissys..
Are you feeling neglected or abandoned? Do you want your friends to always have you in their heart and constantly stay in touch? Borrow money from all of them and travel!!!
Thank me later
Ladies if you want us to leave you alone....
Just take your wig and make up off.. radarada
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IF you never score 100% in primary school and jhs , the only 100% u will ever see in your entire life again is when your mobile phone is fully charged
The way African girls are bleaching these days,you may end up dating your EX without knowing
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