A young girl about to go on a
1st date with her boyfriend
was been tutored by her
grandma. "He will try to kiss you, allow
him. He will try to cuddle
you, allow him. He will try to
lay you down and get on top
of you, don't allow him". The girl asked;
Grandma
why?. The Grandma said; Because
if you do that, you have
allowed him to disgrace you
and your family. The Girl said "okay" and left.
Several hours later she
returned and the grandma
asked; How did it go?. The Girl said; Exactly
as you
said except when he laid me
down and tried to disgrace
our family, I turned him
over, got on top of him and
disgraced his family.
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