- I travel for over six days….as I just
enta town….see wetin one boy ask
me ‘””are u back”””‘ I was like ””no,
I’m front” - My guy see twins come dey ask
me; o boy na twins be this? Ans: no
na picmix. - I was watching football nd a friend
came and said ‘guy u dey watch ball’
well i tell am say i won pay their
salary. - This one na question wey ppl dey
ask me every morning::: Am like-
good morning maam ! She’s like
morning, you don wake? Am like -no
, I still dey sleep - I called my ex….nd she said did u
jus call my phone? I was like no o I
call ur battery. - My guy ask me were I was and I
told him am in bank, he said Wat is
happening there? I go uproot
cassava - Opening the gates to drive out and
my neighbour asks me. U dey
comot? No, na me be the new
gateman. - I dey watch film… my guy enta
come ask me na film u dey watch???
noo I dey worship TV. - Seeing me eating indomie com
ask na Wetin u dey chop? na gen
rope 2geda wit charger wire. Chai! - One aboki been ask me say Na
who Host brazil 2014?? I tell am say
na Lokoja. Him com agree. Hehehe. - U see gen dey on still dey ask
una on gen? Nooo, na gen on us,
com plug ur charger For my nose. - My guy saw me, and he foolishly
ask me guy na you be that??. I was
like no o na my Grand father wey he
young - A game freak was passionately
tapping his PSP n his galfrnd said. U
dey play game? Him reply wit anger...
I dey practice hw 2 change station. - I mistakenly cut my thumb wit
razor n my frnd asks... Y u come cut
ursef na? I say my blood too mch I
wan reduce am YEYE. - Me n my frnd dey argue him com
say u dey talk 2 me, I say nooo, I dey
talk to the spirit of our great grand
parents
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