I wonder if there will ever be a behind the music for Alvin and the Chipmunks, I bet Kurt Loder could use the work.
Damnit, I can't stand Axle Rose...
I could use a cigarette, or are they using me???????????
These pants are to fucking tight, I'm going to frag the crotch soon.
Damnit, I forgot to put oil in the fucking car again.
If I slam my ship into one more salvage black box I'm going to eat this controller.
I think I have a man crush on Reggie Watts.
If I have to listen to one more jewelry commercial, I may start chewing rings off of people.
Why do my ear buds smell like pomegranate, I haven't had one in months...
I wonder if Norman Rockwell ever painted erotica.
Marching strictly for awareness is equal to telling your doctor, "I don't need the surgery, I'm fully aware I have cancer."
Raspberry Pi is only fun when you have a functioning SD card reader...
That's not my sneeze residue on the screen.
Why did it feel like that door knob was lubed up.
My shoes are so pungent that I can taste them from 6 feet away.
I hope the Blues Travelers come around when the snow melts.
Fuck off Link, I wasn't aiming over there!!!!!!
Why did that dog lick my knee?
Bender, Bender, Bender, Bender, Bender, Bender
That toothpick shouldn't have been flavored.
The new Resident Evil movie nearly gave me a seizure, I would like to kick the editor in the shin.
Why does it feel like my balls are tingling?
I wonder if someone at the waste water plant takes the time to collect change that has fallen into the sewer.
I kind of like the taste of 9 volt batteries.
So if you made it this far, thanks. I just thought posting some of my random ass thoughts from the day would be interesting, I would like to hear some feed back. By the way, I LOVE INSULTS. To me they are a divine comedy. This is the fucking internet, why bother being serious all the time!!!
