Chicken Shit Sunday - Third Edition

It's Chicken Shit Sunday! Welcome to our third edition of this wonderful series. Today, we have submissions from two homesteads across the pond! @brimwoodfarm and @pennsif both submitted photos of their chicken shit for us to enjoy! I'm so excited to have people participate in this. What started as a silly, funny idea has now become a focused, intentional series that I actually like making.

Without further ado, here are a couple of shits from @brimwoodfarm's Ixworth pullets!

The warm glow of the shavings really brings out the heat in these submissions. You can tell these chickens are warm and dry.

Mr. @pennsif from the UK also submitted some wonderful shits. Contributing to these are a few Warren hens with their Welsommer cockerel, the Muscovy Duck brothers, and their manager, Mr. Greylag Goose. If you would like to learn more about the Muscovy brothers and Mr. Greylag, check out this article on some of their antics whilst negotiation their accommodations:
https://steemit.com/funny/@pennsif/what-the-muscovy-brothers-would-do-with-usd50-sbd

Here are this week's shits from @pennsif's homestead!

Interesting construction. Could we build chicken shit homes out of these?

Unique design! I love the contrast from the red background. Top notch!

Great form and coloring!

A good friend (@jessamynorchard) and I have been talking. Picture this: A rustic, open barn venue. Chickens roaming freely. Sawdust and straw on the floor (for easy clean up). Shitart on the walls. Shit your day away. We will call it Shart.

"Are you tired of life dragging you down? Come on out and shit your day away in our relatively-semi-enclosed space filled with, you guessed it: chickens, shit, and art. The perfect choice for bachelorette parties and girls' night out, the perfect way to relax after a hectic 9-5, and the perfect space to host your next wedding, family reunion, or birthday party. Give us a call at 555-SHIT, and remember, if it's not shit--it's not Shart."

I found the golden ticket. I will be set for life. We will be fully booked in a week.

We also discussed the possibility of a Sharts and Crafts. Maybe a Paint a Poo stand in which you can decorate and paint a shit and shellac it so it lasts forever. I'm also not against adding googly eyes to poos. Actually, I've already worked up a prototype.