Greetings, Steemland!

It's

and I'm feeling a little wacky 😜

...as usual.

💥The contests are OPEN TO ALL (ya don't need to be a Helpie to play).💥
Wanna know more about joining Helpie? Info down below. 🤩

Last Week - 🥒Pickle Poetry🥒

OMG you guys! Much Wow. Pickle love is strong in some of you... 😍

With 5 qualifying entries....

Congratulations to last week's winner!

... by random drawing...

🌟 @free-reign 🌟

They will receive 2 STEEM! 😍

All qualifying participants will receive HLPE tokens!
For info on how to get more and spend them click the HelpieFish Token.

Now... what to do today...?

🌽🙄 Corny Jokes!🤣

Father's Day was Sunday here in the USA. Let's bring back the Dad Joke. 😎

CONTEST RULES

• 👉Tell me a corny 'dad' joke.
  These are not jokes ABOUT dads (though they could be), but often TOLD by dads.
  The kind of joke that makes you groan, but it IS funny...
  If you find yourself at a loss, I'll also accept corny 'kid' jokes. Like the ones that are found on Laffy Taffy.
• 👉Put it in the comment section below.
• 👉 Include a picture of ANYTHING.

All quality entries will also receive Helpie tokens!

• DEADLINE to enter: When post pays out (or thereabouts). I'll announce the winner and a new contest next Wednesday!

😍That's it!😍

How to Win

It's random, baby!
That's right! Everyone that follows the rules above will receive HLPE tokens and be entered in a random drawing for 2 STEEM + 10 PALcoins.

Wanna know more about the Helpie token? Click the pic.

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We are currently filling @helpiecake baker (curator) positions and are looking for blog post authors to write for @helpie. For more information check out the MAY Update or contact one of us on Discord or below. 😍

Helpie is an invite-only community. If you'd like to be considered to be a member of @helpie as a minnow in training, please consider joining Palnet / MSP and participating actively there, we have scouts constantly looking for the right minnows to support, and they will reach out with a private invitation.

Wanna reach out to us? @paintingangels is a scout.😍 You can find her in discord - paintingangels(serena)#3668. She'll be happy to answer any questions you may have about Helpie, and can give you the information you need in order to possibly join our community. And while we're at it.... find me in Discord! carrieallen#9415 😍

THE HELPIE WITNESS TEAM

@carrieallen @eonwarped @isaria @meno @swelker101 @paintingangels

Click the wiggle to vote today!