So I decided to dress up as something super romantic to surprise my wife. What is more romantic than a heart? Giphy Apparently anything is more romantic when your heart costume ends up looking like a cult

Me after our latest utter waste of time staff meeting. Giphy

This is cute and all, Giphy But I was hoping for the director's cut where he eats them!

If this is true, then I am the greatest teacher ever!!!! Giphy

When you think today will be the day that your crypto takes off. Giphy Maybe tomorrow.

Me for the past four days. Giphy

I used to think the N.O. Pelicans mascot was scary. Then I saw this Giphy I may never sleep again.

When you try to explain to your boss just how idiotic their idea is and how it will make everything far worse. Giphy

My house at 5:30 AM this morning. Giphy

My students as soon as I say the word "quiz". Giphy

Here's a helpful tip. If the police ever ask you to put your hands on your head and turn around slowly, don't do why Donny Don't does. Giphy

Look on the bright side. No matter how bad your day goes, at least LeBron James isn’t going to suggest people kick your ass. Unless you are this guy… Giphy

When you planned to spend your Sunday watching football and your wife informs you that you need to go over to your in-laws' house. Giphy

Jimmy brought his homework today!!!!!! Giphy

When you show up and find out Bill Nye is the DJ. Giphy

My students no matter what I am talking about. Giphy

Even LEGO people know you should always walk very carefully after your kids have been playing with LEGO. Giphy Who invented this modern day torture devices?

When you see THAT scene in Deliverance for the first time. Giphy

In my classroom, this is what the students ask me. Giphy And the answer is "no". Always, "no". Then I go chase a squirrel.

Me when all of my students actually remember to bring a pen to class. Giphy Yes the bar really is that low.