Desperately trying to find your fingers when you are so drunk that you forgot where you put them. Giphy

Actual footage of my father-in-law on my wedding day. Giphy

How women react when they see me dance. Giphy

Oh great. My mother in law is awake. Giphy

When my teenage son says, "You are right dad."

When your daughter reacts like this when surprised, you have done your job. Giphy Never one to simply settle for "good", I hope my daughter would finish her move by kicking him right in the snow

Actual footage of the moment when my wife told her mother we were getting married. Giphy

I am going to keep this playing on a loop in my classroom so that every time a kid gives me a lame excuse for not meeting their responsibilities, I can simply point to it. Giphy

If you are going to practice your curling technique before the next Winter Olympics, you should really do it on the floor.

I know I complained that Black Panther was a little too serious for me, but this may be a bit too far in the other direction. Giphy Oh and Killmonger was still kind of right.

Me when a student starts to give me an excuse for why they did not complete their assignment. Giphy

For some reason, the studio decided to cut this scene from Jerry Maguire. Giphy This is actually how Jerry reacted when he asked people to join his new agency and only that one woman with the weird voice

When you ask your boss to explain why he is implementing this next great initiative (which won't help anyone, will make your job harder and will waste time and money). Giphy

When you are just as surprised as everyone else that you went from an Oscar winning actor to the host of a stupid game show so quickly. Giphy

I used to think the Dad from That 70s Show was just a silly caricature of grumpy old fathers. Giphy Now that I have a teenager, I realize it was basically a documentary.

Every day I wake up, look in th mirror and say: Giphy About once I week I succeed.

When Poe Dameron realizes that there was absolutely no reason to send his friends to that stupid casino planet.

When your breath is so bad even your dog won't kiss you. Giphy

I don't know who is spinning for them, but these guys are the worst Twister players I have ever seen. Giphy

Staking out your hiding spot for when your in-laws drop by. Giphy Hopefully they don't try to seek.