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2017-10-26 03:25
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hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-30 11:20
My worst nightmare.
This is pretty much my worst nightmare. Giphy
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hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-29 11:42
Every freaking time.
This is why my wife doesn't let me help with anything. Giphy Mission accomplished.
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hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-28 14:12
You monsters!
I may not be an animal lover but even I draw the line at eating kittens. Giphy And the little girl that wanted a "kitty cake" is about to be scarred for life.
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-26 13:39
Miracles never cease to amaze
When all of my students are sitting at their desks before the bell rings. Giphy
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-25 11:31
You asked for it.
Every single one of my students after I present a lesson that includes the suggestions from the administration. Giphy
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-24 11:30
She likes them!
Looks like my mother-in-law really likes the new sunglasses I gave her. Giphy
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-23 11:27
Homework
Who says I give too much homework? She can read both of these no problem Giphy By the way, is it just me or does it look like the teacher is flipping her off at the end?
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-22 21:04
Where did everybody go?
This is where my students go when they are spacing out in my class. Imgflip
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-21 12:59
Efficiency
Bots aren't all bad. I would love to have one that played this any time it heard the words "Can I..." in my classroom. Giphy
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-19 20:24
Mistaken identity.
Looks like the secret service mistook this thing for the other orange clown. Giphy
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-18 12:37
Being helpful
This poor woman. let me see if I can help. Giphy Well you appear to be in an airport so unless you are taking a plane somewhere, having a $12 beer at 7:20 AM, or looking to pay $16 for a tiny bag of nuts,
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-17 12:08
The struggle is real.
It is a little known fact that some people are addicted to pinatas. They can't get enough of the rush of seeing candy flying through the air. Sometimes the addiction manifests itself during the worst times.
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-15 11:06
You idiot!
When the coach of your favorite team keeps making rookie mistakes. Giphy
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-14 14:02
Another day, another excuse.
So I asked my student why there were so many spelling mistakes on his homework. His response... "My dog did my homework". Giphy
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-12 11:39
I can dream.
What I would love to say at every single staff meeting. Giphy
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-11 17:45
Bots? Bots? What Bots?
Who says steemit is dominated by bots? Giphy
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-10 11:41
14th time is the charm.
After only 14 requests, my student Johnny finally takes off his headphones... kind of. Giphy
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-08 14:53
The city of brotherly love.
This is only the first part of the incident. Giphy It ends with the guy in Veterans Stadium jail after beating that Muppet to a bloody pulp.
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-07 12:43
Today's lesson.
There is "classy" and there is "assy". This isn't classy.
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-06 12:49
You don't know where that has been.
That ball was just touched by at least 6 players. Has he ever seen how many times those guys scratch themselves during a game? Giphy
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