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2017-10-26 03:25
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Sweet revenge!
After years of being annoyed by Jerry's obnoxiously loud music, his coworkers had the last laugh by setting the office on fire, pulling the alarm... and laughing hysterically at the fact that Jerry couldn't
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Wine snob
In addition to his other delightful characteristics, my brother-in-law has recently turned into a wine snob. But it is all for show. Giphy See? I knew he wouldn't even notice the copious amounts of paint
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Overreaction
My daughter's version of her "emergency". Giphy Reality
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TPS reports are real!
Me when my boss gives me another 2 hours of useless paperwork to do that will not help a single student in any way at all. Giphy
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How rude!
It is amazing how rude some of the Freshman are this year. I just can't figure out where they get it from. Giphy Never mind. I forgot that many of their parents start them out quite young.
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Wednesday is meeting day.
Well it is another day kicked off by a pointless meeting. Luckily, I have a very low bar for these days. I consider the meeting a success as long as it doesn't end with me saying Giphy Confidence is not
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Want to guarantee your teacher is going to call on you?
Look like this. Giphy
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This should throw them off.
When a student's answer is so bad but you don't want to completely crush their spirit. Giphy Is your teacher happy? Sad? Is he shaking his head yes? No? Look a squirrel!!!
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I think you are on your own.
An inexperienced teacher right before her rowdiest class enters the room. Giphy She will learn this does not help at all. Then again maybe she is just praying for the strength not to snap.
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Thunderdome!
Hey parents, just so you know, setting up a Thunderdome battle between babies and puppies is frowned upon. Giphy
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You want me to what?
My students when I inform them on day one that I expect them to work in my class. Giphy
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I hope she had a C-Section.
This is really cute and all, but I can't imagine how painful the labor must have been. Giphy
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How they did it, this is.
I used to think George Lucas was a genius for inventing "Yoda-speak". But I just realized, all he did was pick up a Gif at the wrong starting spot. Giphy
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Can I call in dead?
Me when I wake up and remember I have a full day of meetings with administrators today. Giphy
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Guns don't...
Guns don't open trunks. Giphy People do.
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I must really love my wife.
How I respond when my father in law tells me that being a teacher is too easy, a waste of time, and I should get a real job. Giphy What I'm thinking... Giphy
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Hindsight is 20/20
What The Rock should have said when he saw the script for Skyscraper. Giphy
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Couldn't you just kill me instead?
When you find out your wife invited her parents to join you on vacation. Giphy
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What did I just see?
Me when I see the trailer for the next Cloverfield movie. Giphy I have no freaking idea what I am looking at... but I can't wait to see it.
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That's whack!
When you find out one of your old buddies found steemit and didn't tell you about it. Giphy Chris "The Glove" is in the house! See that Dj in the back? That is Chris "The Glove" Taylor.
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