Looks like that "Gingers do have souls!" kid has been working out. Giphy

Any Kardashian seeing a book for the very first time in their life. Giphy I can't wait to see what happens when she opens it and finds there are pictures inside.

I was thinking of putting together a video to help new teachers. The title will be, "Faces you can't make even if the student gives a terrible answer." (Catchy I know.) I think we all know who

When my wife told me she hired a couple of exotic dancers for my birthday party, I thought she was so cool! Then they arrived. Giphy

It looks like the special ingredient I put in my mother-in-law's dinner is working perfectly. Giphy

My reaction to Ocean's 8. Giphy

When the kid who has been late 37 days in a row finally comes to class on time and thinks we should throw him a party. Giphy

When one of my guests informs me 5 minutes before dinner that he is a vegetarian and will not be able to eat any of the brisket I just spent the last 14 hours preparing.

If imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, then this flopping elephant must really want to flatter LeBron. Giphy A week later, the elephant is going to show up at a press conference and claim he

When you are convinced your students are getting the answers wrong on purpose. Giphy

I am just in too good of shape. My cholesterol levels are excellent. I'm at my target weight. It sucks. Only if there were a quick way to undo all of this. Giphy There we go.

When you keep hearing about bizarre signings and you can't figure out what in the hell the NBA is doing to its product. Giphy

You can keep all of your college classes and degrees. Simply master this expression and you will be all set. Giphy

I know people come up with GIF captions quickly. But it is important to pay attention to punctuation. For example, this: Giphy should read: "No. I don't think. So?"

Thanks to the fallout from The Last Jedi, the Boba Fett movie has been scrapped. So he had to find other ways to pay the bills. It looks like he decided to become a 70s pron star. source

Instead of buying me a birthday card, my mom decided to write a poem. Giphy I don't want to waste too much of your time so I'll just cut to the chase and tell you it ended with "No." Thanks mom!

When you get caught on TV when you are supposed to be at school. GIPHY

Look at this progress! Giphy She said, "right now"! That is a huge step up from "always".

Damn kids. You work so hard to train them so they can play a droid in a Star Wars movie and all they do is disappoint you. Giphy

90% of my students when I think I am delivering my best lesson ever.