Me on May the 4th Happy Star Wars day everyone!

It looks like NBA players have cried about fouls so much that they have begun to turn into actual babies. I bet they still don't call this kid for traveling.

Giphy Maybe she'd talk to you if you stopped sounding like such a wuss.

When one of my students asks if they can borrow a book so they can read more about the topic we just talked about. Giphy

When "a friend" ruins the ending of Avengers: Infinity War. Giphy

Me when I tell my wife I simply had to go out for drinks with my hot coworker Giphy Because she needed to be comforted after breaking up with her boyfriend.

I started writing a discipline report on this. Then I realized I had no idea what I would write… Giphy and its awesome!

Even though this was her answer to every question guys asked, Giphy Lauren somehow managed to be chosen as a match by every single man she talked to.

How I feel when I am about to get out of a meeting 30 minutes early and one jackass asks if we can circle back to some earlier business. Giphy Just happened. Was hoping posting this would help. Hasn't

When "The Situation" discovered the "T" should have stood for "taxes". Giphy

Because this is how you get the Planet of the Apes to become a reality. Giphy

Come enjoy April in beautiful Chicago! Where hoping for sunshine is as fruitless as chasing the dog who stole your insulin. Giphy Oh that took a dark turn.

I'd hate to see this guy when a real catchy song starts playing. Giphy

When my bosses tell me I should spend more time collecting data and less time actually teaching my students. Giphy

You know your job interview has gone terribly wrong when you hear, Giphy

When you are grading a paper and the kid misspelled everything... including his own name. Giphy

When Luke Skywalker reminds you how much money you make on sequels. Giphy

This is me When I think of this scene from The Exorcist 3 while I'm trying to fall asleep. Image

Most kids think if they put their head down and don't make eye contact, their teacher won't call on them. But if you really want to avoid it, do this... Giphy I'd be really scared to hear what he has to

This is how Skynet wins. Giphy Get humans to feel emotionally attached to adorable yet incredibly creepy robots.