This is pretty much my worst nightmare. Giphy

This is why my wife doesn't let me help with anything. Giphy Mission accomplished.

I may not be an animal lover but even I draw the line at eating kittens. Giphy And the little girl that wanted a "kitty cake" is about to be scarred for life.

When all of my students are sitting at their desks before the bell rings. Giphy

Every single one of my students after I present a lesson that includes the suggestions from the administration. Giphy

Looks like my mother-in-law really likes the new sunglasses I gave her. Giphy

Who says I give too much homework? She can read both of these no problem Giphy By the way, is it just me or does it look like the teacher is flipping her off at the end?

This is where my students go when they are spacing out in my class. Imgflip

Bots aren't all bad. I would love to have one that played this any time it heard the words "Can I..." in my classroom. Giphy

Looks like the secret service mistook this thing for the other orange clown. Giphy

This poor woman. let me see if I can help. Giphy Well you appear to be in an airport so unless you are taking a plane somewhere, having a $12 beer at 7:20 AM, or looking to pay $16 for a tiny bag of nuts,

It is a little known fact that some people are addicted to pinatas. They can't get enough of the rush of seeing candy flying through the air. Sometimes the addiction manifests itself during the worst times.

When the coach of your favorite team keeps making rookie mistakes. Giphy

So I asked my student why there were so many spelling mistakes on his homework. His response... "My dog did my homework". Giphy

What I would love to say at every single staff meeting. Giphy

Who says steemit is dominated by bots? Giphy

After only 14 requests, my student Johnny finally takes off his headphones... kind of. Giphy

This is only the first part of the incident. Giphy It ends with the guy in Veterans Stadium jail after beating that Muppet to a bloody pulp.

There is "classy" and there is "assy". This isn't classy.

That ball was just touched by at least 6 players. Has he ever seen how many times those guys scratch themselves during a game? Giphy