"Oh..." I screamed and picked up the phone. It was a strange man:
Me: Hello, hello!
Unfamiliar man: Hello, who are you? You should have heard of me, I was introduced by your aunt!
Me: Amount... I heard a little bit.
Unfamiliar man:...
Me: Are you still at work?
Unfamiliar male: On, take time to give you a fight, do you have photos?
Me: Ah, photo, I am very ugly.
Unfamiliar male: Then ugly, but Feng Sister...
Me: I am Fengjie, you will know when you go to my space!
The stranger slammed the phone with a bang.
Blind date 2
We chat on a certain software, and the other party takes the initiative to find it.
Slag man: "Beauty, hello", I: "Brother, are you teasing me?"
Slag man: "I am talking to you about a wonderful life." I: Where are you?
Slag man: "I am in your heart, in your dreams." Me: vomit...
Slag man: "The night is quiet, about not?" I: about your sister
Slag Man: "Waste of my time of guns" I:...
Blind date 3
A man: Do you have any requirements for me?
Me: I didn't know you, and I asked for too utilitarian.
A man: I think the average girl will ask.
I: Sorry, I am in class 2.
A man: I am 26 years old now, I am a chef in a Western restaurant, with a monthly salary of 5,000, including food and shelter.
Me: Oh, I am a small staff member of the advertising company. The monthly salary is very low, no matter how much I live...
A man: This way, I am sorry, I will talk later!
I go
