You don't need to "respawn" fountains, you can easily "recharge" any water source by mixing any kind of drinkable item on them (from potions and whiskey to dirty water and vomit), so you can drink from them and get all the usual effects from it (wishes included) as long you have enough material to fill them again. It's not a 1:1 ratio, so you gotta
The actual issue with wishes and fountains/wells/toilets is that every wish you get from these sources will decrease your chances to get another wish from said sources. Basically, every wish you get will increase your "wish counter" by +1, and this counter is basically your "wish failure" chance, like a reverse spell casting chance (so, instead of getting a wish, you will get a "You feel as a stroke of good fortune passed by" message).
Be me
3 months ago
Watch a video about Elona
It's odd, probably won't play it
A week ago
On a major Roguelike kick
Rememner Elona
Download Elona+
Why not, it's free
Start the game
Make a Elea warrior
Vampire
Wait, vampire?
Wake up in a cave after almost starving near a river
Rescuer is some jack ass
Suck his blood
Kill him
Explodes into a pile of meat
Feel good about myself since he had it comming
Go to city
Adopt girl
Wtf
Suck some more blood from a shopkeeper after investing in his shop
Shop keeper explodes
Get knocked the fuck out
Wake up in the same cave
Girl is eating a dead hobo
Smack her
She glares at me
Smack her until she is finished eating the corpse
Go out to travel for five days
Girl murders and eats everything in her way
Haven't eaten anything
Finally get to a city
Invested all my money into the merchant i killed
Fuck.gif
Kill the bastard in hopes of looting his inventory for food
Can't remember how to loot shit
In my futile attempt to loot get killed
RIP Kosmos the Virgin
I can tell this will be a good game
If you try loss mode right off the bat you will likely get burned out from too many high-hour-investment deaths, the amount of hours per playthrough and unexpected death occurrence are very high in this game. Make an essential character first and beat act 1 to learn what you need to succeed.
But retarded deaths is half of the fun in Elona. We need more lossbros.
best wife
The only female NPC that noacat portrayed as a masculine woman
I could never understand this fetish of yours, guys.
beat dungeon boss so easily I almost missed it
cleaning floor of enemies
random mob brainwashes waifu
waifu's gauge is at 100%
oneshots me with bullshit arrow rain
No, I'm not mad, it's fine, I'm alright, nothing's wrong here.
Oh hell yeah, mate.
Sell her mom.
Produce genes with her.
Throw a cursed Cure Corruption potion at her then abandon the family.
What a twist of faaaaaaaate~
Why not make all these genes with Pael herself? This way she won't feel lonely after you sell her mother, becoming a mother will make her forget about that ether-ridden creature.
Selling her mother will even let you "practice" it with her since you will have a bed available for that nice and warm forced sleep sharing.
Or you could, you know.
Pen her then make lots of genes with her. Give [lonely] Pael more siblings.
paying your bills
wasting your precious potions on some disgusting abomination
Anon, it's over already. You are a criminal now, it's time to accept it and live your life as a true criminal. Steal, rape, kill, sell Pael's mom to that shady merchant in Noyelk, all that stuff.
Though you are gentle and merciful,
Massacres entire city with an atomic bomb
He actually pays taxes
Paid. Past tense.
I haven't had to visit the embassy in over a decade and the guards basically don't give a shit what I do.
Why flee from society when you can write a check and have it wrapped around your finger?
A mob finally managed to brainwash my bell lover today.
I was promptly obliterated with -7928 HP. I don't know what I expected.
