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@goodjokes
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A joke a day keeps the shrink away!
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2017-11-20 20:57
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Dieter Inside Me
Dieter Inside Me Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
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Time Weighs
Time Weighs He went back four seconds.
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Normal Diet
Normal Diet I ate nachos,” I say, “I accidentally ate nachos.”
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Eating Plan
Eating Plan I’m not interested in any diet plan unless it lets me use rollover.
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Crossroads
Crossroads He sold his soul to seitan!
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Downer
Downer I'm vegetarian because I hate vegetables.
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Beef?
Beef? “Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.”
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Off-Color
Off-Color She heard you could get thinner there.
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Someone Like You
Someone Like You It's a Dell.
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We'll we'll we'll
We'll we'll we'll If it isn't autocorrect.
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1023 Megabytes
1023 Megabytes They're pretty good, but they don't have a gig just yet.
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Twitter
Twitter I'm so sorry, I don't follow.
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PowerPoint Presentation
PowerPoint Presentation To get to the other slide.
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Computer Get Drunk?
Computer Get Drunk? It takes screenshots.
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Nintendo Game
Nintendo Game Ask for a Wii-match!
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Speed Dial
Speed Dial Instagram.
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Biggest Lie
Biggest Lie I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.
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iPhone chargers
iPhone chargers Not called Apple Juice?!
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No One
No One No one who? Remains silent
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Déja
Déja Déja who? Knock! Knock!
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