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A joke a day keeps the shrink away!
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Beating
Beating I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
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Soup Kitchen
Soup Kitchen While volunteering in a soup kitchen, I hit it off with a very attractive single man.
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Dolled Up
Dolled Up “Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”
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Make Outs
Make Outs Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.
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Eysore
Eysore Eysore do love you!
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Smart Egg
Smart Egg “No!” he shouted. “There’s a man in his mouth!”
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Flying
Flying Why are you so upset that I shed on the couch? It's called fur-niture!
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Kitty
Kitty Of Mice and Men
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This 1
This 1 He'll dessert you.
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Snowman
Snowman The second replied, 'No, but I can taste coal.'
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Mother’s Day
Mother’s Day “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you’ll see what it’s like!”
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Something
Something “Next time I send a damn fool, I go myself.”
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Sweet
Sweet You're sweet enough for the both of us.
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Mah-Jong Game
Mah-Jong Game No Country for Old Women The Social Security Network
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Santa
Santa The time when everyone gets Santamental.
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All Seasons
All Seasons Unimpressed, Mom said to me, “I’ll have them know I’m a winter, spring, and summer risk too.”
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What Did Frosty Call His Cow?
What Did Frosty Call His Cow? Eskimoo!
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What I Do
What I Do Hoping to make a point, I asked, “Do you think they’re looking for an engineer?” “Oh, sure,” he said. “They’ll hire anybody.”
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Enthusiasm
Enthusiasm Dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.
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Genius
Genius The golfer wear 2 pairs of pants? In case she got a hole in 1
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