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A joke a day keeps the shrink away!
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Repeat That
Repeat That Recording on an Australian tax help line
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Blonde Teenager
Blonde Teenager Me: What is a vowel? Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh … Me: Close enough.
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Education
Education One good thing is that I sometimes find myself drawing closer to the Lord when I ride with her.
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Freak-out
Freak-out My fingers can’t see!” she said. It was all we could do not to laugh as Jordan quickly pulled Berea’s arms through the cuffs.
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Creation Story
Creation Story I continued with a few more questions: Who made the trees, the flowers, etc. Finally I asked, “Who made Daddy?” She said, “Grandma.”
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Letters
Letters “It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied.
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New Diet
New Diet "I gave up jogging for health reasons. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire."
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Cold Seat
Cold Seat Polaroids!
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What's Santa's favorite song by the Ramones?
What's Santa's favorite song by the Ramones? Blitzen-krieg Bop.
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How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?
How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate? He uses Comet.
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What is Santa Claus' laundry detergent of choice?
What is Santa Claus' laundry detergent of choice? Yule-Tide.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
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What is Santa’s primary language?
What is Santa’s primary language? North Polish.
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What do you call Santa’s helpers?
What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
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What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?
What’s Santa’s favorite snack food? Crisp Pringles.
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What's Santa Claus's favorite track & field event?
What's Santa Claus's favorite track & field event? North Pole-vaulting!
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Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Because they're Santa's star bucks!
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Spoon
Spoon The most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae is the spoon.
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Thrown Out
Thrown Out Restaurants will always throw you out before you can eat too much.
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