Imagine sleeping with a old ass married man, accepting $130,000 to not tell anyone about it and then reneging on that deal only to talk about it. Welcome to the Stormy Daniels circus ladies and gentlemen.
Sprinkle in the fact "Stormy" is a porn star and a mom. This story is too hot right? Barf
Imagine trying to discredit someone who has no credibility when clearly your intent is only to try to capitalize off of the fact you laid back and let this get on top of you..
Is anyone reading this turned on thinking about the Orange Baffoon and a 40 year old porn star getting it on? Would you like to hear all the juicy details about the passion they shared and are you shocked and outraged Donald Trump wasn't faithful to his wife Melania? You probably shouldn't be but I can't tell you how to feel..
Man this story is one part disgusting one part throw right up in the toilet.
So now the world knows anyway, you spoiled the story Stormy what's left to divulge?
Ofcourse her motives are pretty much only based around the fact she wants to be able to profit off her affair with the now President of the United States. I guess what's worse than all this is the fact people would pay to read a book or watch a movie detailing their sweet passion. What's wrong with you people? Lol
Again barf
This story has already helped Stormys career, she went from a C or B grade adult movie star to top trending on Pornhub. Like she's actually the #1 ranked Porn star right now. This I found out from a friend of a friend..馃槈
Man the countless reports about this are driving me mad up here in Canada, I can't imagine how my American friends are feeling being hit over the head with this saga everyday!?
Melania eating jewelry pic credit: GQ
Does anyone feel bad for Melania though? I mean honestly, I could be wrong but chances are she only married the dude for the same reason Stormy handled the Don's junk and let him go deep inside her, he's rich and probably bought her a lobster dinner and dessert.
If I slept with a married man and accepted money for it I sure as hell wouldn't want to tell anyone about it but that's just me. There's no good person in this story really, correct me if I'm wrong but aren't both of the characters in this story garbage humans?
Let me know how you guys feel, are you like me and just want this story to go away so we can focus on the next scandal involving Donald Trump? Is Stormy a hero for not wanting to be silenced and am I missing something here because it seems the media is trying to make her out to be like some kind of modern day Laura Secord. That's a Canadian reference for those who probably don't know what I'm talking about here 馃榿
Anyways gross, everyone go away now
Thanks for reading,
@goldenarms