Sometimes listed under "imitation" crab. May contain animal byproducts. Don't knock it 'til you try it!
Okay, okay. Don't try it. I like dogs. I'm not suggesting vets (or anyone else) eat dog. But livestock veterinarians do eat chicken, beef, lamb, etc. So they DO, kind of eat their patients. Right...? * cough *
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