Something must kill a man.
The above phrase is a popular joke in Nigerian societies, and perhaps beyond. It is usually pronounced out of frustration against several lifestyle restrictions recommended for healthy living.
Don't eat this.
Don't eat that.
Don't sit for too long.
Don't walk for too long.
Don't breathe too much.
Don't....just name it.
Anyone, trained or untrained, skilled or unskilled, can provide justifications for observing or avoiding a particular lifestyle or practice. You'll hear from someone that a particular food is good for your health today, and the next day, you'll hear from someone else that it's a slow killer. At the end of the day, we all come back to the infamous quote:
Something must kill a man.
But let's pause the Nollywood dramatic sigh for a second and look at what science actually says. Because while it's true that nothing lasts forever, entropy is a cruel landlord; how and when that "something" shows up is heavily influenced by the choices we make when we're young, vibrant, and convinced we're invincible.
Think about it: the body doesn't reset like a phone at age 40. The habits you stack in your 20s and 30s are like deposits in a long-term health account. Some pay compound interest in the form of extra healthy years; others quietly accrue penalties that explode later as chronic diseases.
Take cardiovascular disease, the number one global killer. Studies show that high blood pressure, obesity, or elevated blood sugar in your 20s and 30s can double or triple the rate of cognitive decline decades later. One large analysis found that young adults with these risk factors experienced noticeably worse memory and thinking in their 60s and beyond.
It's not just heart attacks waiting in the wings, it's also a foggy brain that turns Alzheimer's risk up several notches.Speaking of Alzheimer's and other dementias, emerging research keeps pointing fingers at early adulthood. Obesity in your early 20s has been linked to roughly double the normal rate of later-life cognitive drop. High glucose levels back then? Same story.
The brain, like the heart, doesn't forgive youthful excesses easily. Chronic inflammation from poor diet, smoking, or inactivity starts chipping away at neural connections years before symptoms appear.Diabetes follows a similar script. Early-life sugar overloads, whether from constant soda, processed snacks, or just overeating, set the stage for insulin resistance that snowballs into type 2 diabetes.
And once diabetes is in play, it accelerates damage to blood vessels everywhere, including the brain and heart. Recent data even showed that kids exposed to lower sugar early in life had up to 35% lower diabetes risk and 20% less hypertension decades later. The body remembers. Cancer isn't left out. Smoking, heavy alcohol, sedentary living, and diets heavy in processed meats plant seeds that may sprout as tumors 30-40 years down the line.
Physical inactivity alone ties to higher risks across multiple cancers.Now, flip the coin. People in Blue Zones, those pockets like Okinawa, Sardinia, and Nicoya where folks routinely hit 90+ in good shape, don't follow trendy biohacks. They move naturally, eat mostly plants with modest portions, have strong social ties, a sense of purpose, and routines to downshift stress.
Genetics explain only about 20–25% of longevity; the rest is lifestyle. And crucially, these habits start young and stick. Modern life does the opposite: endless sitting, ultra-processed foods engineered to hijack reward centers, chronic stress without built-in recovery, and social isolation masked by screens.
Recent large studies confirm that modifiable factors such as smoking, inactivity, poor diet, low socioeconomic conditions, dwarf genes in driving biological aging, disease, and early death. One Oxford-led analysis found 23 out of 25 key factors influencing aging and mortality were changeable. Early exposures echoed 30–80 years later.
So yes, something must kill a man. But science whispers that you have serious say in what that something is, and when it arrives.The guy who chainsmokes, downs bottles, lives on fried everything, and treats exercise like a tax audit? He's probably accelerating his own clock, maybe handing himself heart disease at 55, diabetes at 60, dementia at 70 instead of pushing those farther out or dodging them altogether.
The one who moves daily, eats real food most of the time, keeps friends close, sleeps decently, and finds meaning in something bigger? Not immortal, but stacking odds for more good years with fewer pills, sharper mind, and stronger body when his peers are fading.We're not promised 100. But we're not doomed to crash at 60 either.
The Nigerian shrug "something must kill a man" is funny until it's your knee giving out at 45, your memory slipping at 62, or your heart quitting early because the bill from those "small small" habits finally came due.Death is certain. Suffering from preventable old-age misery? That's negotiable.
Choose wisely while you're still young enough to enjoy the dividends. Because in the end, something will kill a man, but it doesn't have to be the lifestyle he picked in his prime.
Do you have an equivalent phrase for "something must kill a man." in your society? Let's hear it in the comment section.
