"...The sound of his heart beating was heard in stereo like whiplashes that echoed in the room where Orlando and I were. His pupils had opened up like flying saucers, ethereal in the face of the evidence that I showed him. I couldn't help but smile when I saw the terror in my interlocutor. So much time avoiding this poisonous being, all the patience I had seemed to evaporate in the moment I faced him and he had nowhere to run".
-Or at least that's what I thought at the time, lawyer, because what happened after I showed him the complaint paper, I still can't explain it to myself. What did the paper say? You must assume it, because that's why we're sitting here talking in this visiting room. But alright, he asked for details... Listen to how the story continued, but at no point should you feel sorry for this man, Orlando is nothing but a fraud, a liar who, with his wiles, manages to escape from any situation. That's how I remember the dialogue:
-"You can't avoid me anymore, Orlando, I've given you all the opportunities to come to me so you can tell me the truth, but it's time to clear this up".
-"Ernesto! What are you doing here!? I was just going to call you. What is that paper!?"
-"The bills that have come out from my account, Orlando, you know it well!"
-"But brother, are you having problems with your accounts?"
-"Shut up, Orlando! Now I'm your brother!? Where have you been all this time since our father died?"
-"I've felt very bad, Ernesto, I've had a very hard time"- When he said this, his face changed dramatically to a sadness that was more false than his life.
-"I've also felt bad, but I haven't disappeared like you have, and now I find you in this gambling house. Now I see how you've been spending our father's money".
-Money is the least of it! My life has no meaning, Ernesto! I'm 46 years old and what do I have?! Nothing!!! My life is miserable!!!"- Ha, ha, ha! Here was Shakespeare himself speaking through my brother, right?
-"If you need money, why didn't you talk to me before?"
-"So that Mister Perfect could have the pleasure?! No way! The only thing that bound us was our father and now that he's dead I don't have to put up with your arrogance anymore. In fact, I confess! It was very easy to get into your account and spend the money that our father so unjustly gave you. Your passwords have been the same since we were in college, Ernesto".
-"Has need made you steal!?"- I was stunned by my brother's confession. I never imagined that he was capable of that. Suddenly, I felt sorry for him.
-"How much do you need to pay your debts, Orlando?"
-"Get out! I don't need anything from you! And let it be known that I didn't steal from you! That money is part of what our father gave you in inheritance, you greedy bastard!"
And that was his response, Mr. Lawyer. Now that you know the whole story, you must understand that my brother should not go to prison because of his debts. He's a miserable liar, but I would like to help him, pay his bail and his pending debts. Anonymously, of course. There's no need for him to know that he was helped by his brother, the one he's so jealous of. You know something, that's the worst feeling, and among family it's the ugliest thing there is. But I would help my brother a thousand times over, even if he never spoke to me again.
Ha, ha, ha! You know what?, this whole interview is making me laugh now. Ha, ha, ha! Excuse me, excuse me, lawyer. It's just that when I started my story, I told you about the look of terror in Orlando's eyes and how I heard my twin brother's heart beating so hard, just like when we were little and I caught him doing something bad... Ha, ha, ha! It's not easy being the older brother and having to raise him! You understand me, lawyer. Ha, ha, ha! Those were the times!.
-Take care! I hope to hear from you soon, lawyer!
"...El sonido del palpitar de su coraz贸n se escuchaba en est茅reo como latigazos que retumbaban en la habitaci贸n donde nos encontr谩bamos Orlando y yo. Sus pupilas se hab铆an abierto como platillos voladores, et茅reos ante la evidencia que le mostraba. No pude evitar la sonrisa que escap贸 de mis labios al observar el terror en mi interlocutor. Tanto tiempo evit谩ndome este ponzo帽oso ser, que toda la paciencia que hab铆a tenido pareci贸 evaporarse en el momento que le hice frente y no tuvo donde huir".
-O eso pensaba en ese momento, abogado, porque lo que sucedi贸 despu茅s que le mostrara el papel denunciante a煤n no me lo explico. 驴Que qu茅 dec铆a el papel? Debe suponerlo usted, pues por algo estamos sentados conversando aqu铆 en esta sala de visitas. Pero de acuerdo, me pidi贸 lujo de detalles... Escuche como continu贸 la historia, pero en ning煤n momento debe sentir compasi贸n por este hombre, Orlando no es otra cosa que un embaucador, un mentiroso que con sus ardides logra escabullirse de cualquier situaci贸n. As铆 recuerdo el di谩logo:
-"Ya no puedes evitarme, Orlando, te he dado todas las oportunidades de venir a m铆 para que me cuentes la verdad, pero es el momento de aclarar esto".
-"隆Ernesto! 驴隆Qu茅 haces aqu铆!? Justo te iba a llamar. 驴隆Qu茅 es ese papel!?"
-"Las facturas que han salido desde mi cuenta, Orlando, 隆lo sabes bien!"
-"Pero hermano, 驴est谩s teniendo problemas con tus cuentas?"
-"隆Calla, Orlando! 驴隆Ahora soy tu hermano!? 驴D贸nde has estado todo este tiempo desde que muri贸 nuestro padre?"
-"Me he sentido muy mal, Ernesto, lo he pasado muy mal"- Al decir esto su rostro cambi贸 teatralmente a una tristeza m谩s falsa que su vida.
-"Yo tambi茅n me he sentido mal, pero no he desaparecido como lo has hecho t煤, y ahora te encuentro en esta casa de apuestas. Ya veo en qu茅 has estado gastando el dinero de mi padre".
-隆El dinero es lo de menos! 隆Mi vida no tiene sentido, Ernesto! 驴隆Tengo 46 a帽os y qu茅 tengo?! 隆隆隆Nada!!! 隆隆隆Mi vida es miserable!!!"- 隆Ja, ja, ja! Aqu铆 era el mism铆simo Shakespeare hablando en boca de mi hermano, 驴cierto?
-"隆Est谩s as铆 porque quieres, no te victimices! Expl铆came por qu茅 est谩n saliendo gastos ahora desde mi cuenta a tu direcci贸n, 驴qui茅n te dio acceso a ellas?".
-"Claro, como siempre fuiste el favorito, obvio que mi padre dej贸 la mayor parte de su herencia al perfecto Ernesto, el hijo impecable y exitoso".
-"驴隆Qu茅 dices, Orlando!? 隆Calla y expl铆came esto!".
-"隆Que tengo deudas, Ernesto! 隆No ves que ando sin rumbo! 隆No tengo dinero ni para comer! 隆Y necesito pagar la hipoteca de la casa!"
-"Pero si es dinero lo que necesitas 驴por qu茅 no me hablaste antes?"
-"隆驴Y darle el gusto al Mister Perfecto?! !No, qu茅 va! Lo 煤nico que nos un铆a era nuestro padre y ahora que muri贸 no tengo que aguantar m谩s tu arrogancia. 隆Es m谩s! 隆Lo confieso! Fue muy f谩cil entrar a tu cuenta y gastar el dinero que injustamente te dio mi padre. Tus contrase帽as son las mismas desde que est谩bamos en la universidad, Ernesto".
-"驴隆La necesidad te ha hecho robar!?"- qued茅 at贸nito ante la confesi贸n de mi hermano. Jam谩s imagin茅 que 茅l fuera capaz de eso. De pronto, sent铆 pena por 茅l.
-"驴Cu谩nto necesitas para pagar tus deudas, Orlando?"
-"!Vete! !No necesito nada de ti! 隆Y que conste que no te rob茅! Ese dinero entra en la parte que mi padre te dio de m谩s, 隆descarado!"
Y esa fue su respuesta, se帽or abogado. Ahora que conoce toda la historia, debe comprender que mi hermano no debe ir a prisi贸n por sus deudas. Es un desgraciado mentiroso, pero me gustar铆a ayudarlo, pagar su fianza y sus pendientes. An贸nimamente, claro. No hay necesidad de que 茅l sepa que fue ayudado por su hermano al que le tiene tanta envidia. Sabe algo, ese es el peor sentimiento, y entre familia es lo m谩s feo que existe. Pero yo ayudar铆a a mi hermano una y mil veces, aun cuando no me hable m谩s.
隆Ja,ja, ja! 驴隆Sabe qu茅!?, toda esta entrevista me da ahora mucha gracia. 隆Ja,ja, ja! Disculpe, disculpe, abogado. Es que cuando comenc茅 mi historia le cont茅 sobre la mirada de terror que tuvieron los ojos de Orlando y que escuch茅 el coraz贸n gemelo de mi hermano latir con tal fuerza como cuando 茅ramos chiquitos y le pillaba haciendo algo mal... 隆Ja, ja, ja! No es f谩cil ser el hermano mayor y tener que educar! Usted me entiende, abogado 隆Ja, ja, ja! 隆Esos tiempos eran los tiempos!.
-隆Hasta pronto! 隆Espero noticias suyas, abogado!
Text by the author, @garorant.
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