Sort of like a purple tit

I'm not at all sure why a tit would be purple, is it holding its breath? Is it painted? I don't know...I also don't know why I'm talking about tits because this post has nothing at all to do with them, as wondrous and awesome as tits are. No, this post is about unidentified flying objects, UFO's and possible alien visitors. They might have tits, these aliens, but I'm not going to focus on their tits if indeed they have them, as much as I like tits. Anyway, let's talk about UFO's.

Not too long ago a mate and his wife were over to eat burgers, have a beer and talk shit. During the course of the afternoon he told us that they'd seen a UFO. Because I find that stuff interesting I was...umm...interested, and listened intently, but not before saying, don't be a fucken wanker bro! (A mandatory response when a mate tells another mate they saw a UFO.)

My mate had only consumed two beers and his wife none at all and she corroborated his story of having seen, on their last camping trip a month or so earlier, a UFO in the sky over the Flinders Ranges, one of our favourite (remote) camping spots. I was like, "fuck off man, did the aliens have tits?!" Not really, I didn't say that at all, instead I listened to the story, the description of the UFO and how it moved across the sky, came to an abrupt stop, moved again in a new direction, stopped, moved in a different direction and so on as if it was doing some sort of grid-search of the ground below. Weird.

It seemed doubly weird that I'd actually heard the story years before, from someone else whom I trust, and whom my mate has never met.

My dad told me he'd seen the same thing, I mean my mate described the exact same thing as my dad did years ago. The same colours and shape, the same fast movement and dead stop, the grid pattern movement and the way it shot off at incredible speed away then up into the sky. Ok, this is weird right?

I asked my mate some questions about noise, flashing lights, size and shape, speed, distance from him, whether it slowed before stopping or came to an abrupt dead stop, and how it then finally disappeared. I was looking for inconsistencies in his story but there were none and it matched what my dad had told me exactly back in 2002.

We chatted some more about it, UFO's, life on other planets, alien tits, and such things and eventually the conversation moved away but it stayed with me all week and has left me wondering...what if?

I trust my mate and I don't think my dad would have purposely misled me about a sighting; but both having the same story? I have no way of explaining it other than to say, it happened or there's a monumental coincidence at play. I don't know how I'd feel seeing a UFO and out there, in the wilderness with no one for hundreds of kilometres? Hmm, could be a bit freaky. My mate, a stoic tough as nails mother fucker was a little rattled and I don't blame him. He went a shade paler when I told him my dad told me the same story twenty two years earlier too.

Is there life on other planets, do those lifeforms visit Earth, do aliens exist and do that have lovely perky tits? I don't know. Do I want there to be? I don't know. I guess I can't shake the feeling that a lifeform clever enough to get here to Earth could end badly for humans should those aliens not be friendly.

What are your thoughts on aliens and UFO's? Have you seen one or know someone who has? Have you been abducted and probed? Have you seen an alien and if so did she have have awesome tits? Feel free to comment if you'd like to.