Pornographic weekend: The threesome

I'm having a threesome this weekend; yeah sure, twosomes are excellent and I love them so much but sometimes one has to have a threesome, they don't come along quite as often as twosomes but when they do they're glorious, exciting and satisfying to the very end and I'm always, always, compelled to get deeply involved.

If you're wondering whether I'm eager to begin it well...fuck yeah I'm eager, wouldn't you be?

That's right folks, this weekend is a threesome, a three day weekend, because Monday is a public Holiday for Australia Day which is the 26th of January - a Sunday this year - but being fucken awesome Australians we say fuck you to Sunday public holidays because that's a non-work day anyway (for most) and we hold the public holiday on the Monday instead! So...a long weekend and only a short four day week the following week as well...A double penetration win.

Anyway, it's not the weekend yet, I have to get through Thursday (today) and Friday first, but it's so close I can almost lick it...insert myself into it...smack dat ass...bend it over...rim-job it imagine what it's like to be enjoying my three day weekend, the first of 2025. The agenda is simple, make sweet love to the weekend get through Friday, enjoy Friday night drinks with the work teams, go the fuck home and get my threesome started!

It's going to be a moist...juicy...uninhibited...hot weekend from a weather perspective but that's not going to stop me enjoying it; I'm totally one hundred percent dedicated to fucking fun and enjoyment!

I'm not telling you about it all just yet, maybe in a future post but basically I've got the gun range on Saturday morning, a lunch with a friend of mine then getting prepared for a legit BBQ I'm holding at my house in the evening for a bunch of bad-asses and their partners.

Sunday...a little sleep in until 8am and then I'm making my girl an awesome breakfast before we'll head off a couple hours north to a place called North Beach which is hard-on inducing...sure to make you orgasm hard not to love and we'll spend most of the day there (picnic lunch as well) because that's what Australians do on Australia Day - go to the beach - before heading home for showers (the girl will have a bubble bath) and then...I'll not say in the interwebs so mind your own fucken business.

After that which cannot be said we'll have some dinner and settle in for the evening to watch some shows. Monday, we are meeting friends at the art gallery for a bit and heading to a cafe after and then some stuff I don't want to tell you about later. There's other stuff scattered throughout the weekend but I might talk about that at some later time.

Threesome weekends, those with three days not two, are something I look forward to as it always feels like anything could happen, anything'd possible, and it's actually true to some extent. I like to make the most out of them and to make sure what I have planned, or not planned, is going to give me what I need be it excitement, adventure, relaxation or otherwise. Long live the threesome!

Have you got plans for the weekend?