I would like to share something deeply personal. Hope yoga has...ruined my life...well I mean...atlwast changed somsthing good I had been doing for a long time.
I am The Yeti. I am a large man. I am 6'5 270 lbs and have been wearing a pants size 38 since I was in 7th grade. That is a long time, nearly 25 years....not anymore...thanks yoga!
I recently bought new pants for work here on the farm and had to go up to a size 40. That is the first time I have needed larger pants and it is because of yoga.
My wonderful wife Stacie D tells me it is because I now have a butt. Shoot, I thought I did.
I hope you all enjoy a little satire.
Be well
~The Yeti
