- A woman has said - A woman has done ! If the woman said and did not do , then Woman made joke .
- Women's logic: "It's better to say it in an amicable way, otherwise I'll think up myself, it will be worse!"
- Happiness is when you are in his T-shirt, without make-up, with a ridiculous tail on your head and for him you are the most beautiful on Earth!
- I decided to make a man's work around the house myself, lay down on the couch, watch TV. It's hard, I do not argue, but it's necessary ...
- Thirty are the same twenty, only more well-groomed, independent and confident!
- Everything what a woman does at home is imperceptible. It becomes noticeable when she does not do this.
- Women's logic was created to make man's mind gets crazy .. I am a strong woman. I can take out the rubbish , but I can take out and brain.
- Father, I do not drink, I do not smoke, I do not change my husband, I work ... tell me, do I live correctly? - That's right, my daughter ... But for what ?
- This morning I realized that I'm getting old: pancakes began to get better and better ))))
- I'm a quiet girl, modest ... If you Offend me - I quietly will bury, modestly will celebrate ...
- The only person for whom you are always thin and hungry is your grandmother!
- Do not pick up the phone when your mom calls, you can not. After all, after the tenth call, I am considered to be missing and lie with a cut throat in the ditch.
- A smart woman never screams at a man ... she orders calmly, clearly and by firm voice!
- I offered him coffee, and he stared at my chest, maybe he wanted with milk ?
- Nothing helps with home work as the disconnected internet.
- The main thing in a diet is sleeping ... If you do not fall asleep in time ...halas ... overeat!
- A woman is like an inspector of the State Automobile Inspection: she'll say scoundrels, take money away, spoil the mood ... And you're also to blame!
- I go to treat nerves ... I'll be late, drunk, kind and happy.
- I used to take permission for going out for a walk of my mother .... Now - of my husband ... Damn, with my mother it was easier ....
- We, women are much easier than men: From work came, went to the store, washed, cleaned , fed the children, checked the lessons, croaked, prepared dinner - and basta , all day is free!
- I have a new erotic fantasy - I want to sleep in all positions !
- I do not like the weekend! Just set up to sit by the fireplace with a cup of coffee in the rocking chair ... And then suddenly it turns out that you do not have a fireplace, no coffee, no rocking chair.
- With the wheel I feel like a goddess .... I'm driving and my husband is praying!
- I, as an ideal woman, always know when it's necessary to remain silent, but ... I can not ..
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