Yesterday, I went to the market with my mother, I guessed my mother wanted to feel pampered like a cute baby girl, because unlike other days, she goes to the market on her own, but you see yesterday?, she make it look like, if I do not go to the market with her, she was not going anywhere, I began to feel like my mother's husband, smile...
I was busy talking with my brother, I thought when I told my mother "I was not coming", she was going to asked my brother to go with her to the market, but she never wants my brother to go with her, it was me she wants to come along, I look a myself and I began to soliloquize, "abi, what has mom see on my body today that she's not ready to let go of me, as she makes it compulsory to go with her to the market, abi, could it be this new clothes I bought few days ago" , maybe, my mom is crushing on me or something. smile..
I wished I knew from the beginning she was not going to go to the market without me going with her, I should have change my mind from the early stage and go with her, so that we can come back home when the day was young, but it was after a lot of delayed that I have make with my decision of deceiving myself that I was not going to the market with her, even when I ended up going, I fear she was about turning me to her sweet eighteen year old boyfriend, smile...
I zoomed off to the market, and you could wonder to see the way my mom seat like my girlfriend, she was holding my waist like we are in a ship that's touring around the river in our honey moon.
Therefore, we reach the market and my mom began to show her style in there, she is in that category of buyer's that can bargain so many times before buying something, and this was one of those reasons why I didn't want to go with her to the market, then I was at the market park waiting for her.
I saw a lot of people coming out of the market with their bags full of their required food stuff's, and I wait and wait and wait, but my mom didn't come out, I got pissed of, and decided to called her on phone, "that it is getting late and she knows how I hate to drive in the night".
Behold, my mom told me she has finished buying the food stuffs, and I will see her in just a minute, but a minute pass and she didn't come out, and an hour also passed and she didn't come out, the one that got me pissed of the more was, when I saw the time a young man drive his mother to the market and it wasn't too long, the woman came out of the market and the son zoom off.
Meanwhile, my mother was still inside the market, I didn't know if she wants to buy the whole market home. Then after I have waited and I could not wait anymore, I have to removed the motorcycle ignition key and i get into the market, I was quick to locate my mom and I helped her in buying the remaining things, when I got there, she didn't buy half of the things she needed, it was just three things she buys, and I was like, "I can't just wait and watched this", I collected some money from her and I helped her in buying the remaining things so that we hasting up.
I buy all of the things, she told me to buy, and when I came to put them inside the bag she was carrying, I still met my mother in that exact place I left her because she was still bargaining of the price.
I have to hurried up, agree with the seller on the price and make sure we buy all that she needs and we were now on our way home, I didn't know if to continue to get pissed off with my mom, I just found myself laughing, because the whole thing she did in the market was like a comedy skit.
Then as I was about getting to the road that will take us to our house, I saw a wild animal crossing the street, it was so big, up to the point that it scares my mom and also me.
We got home, instead of my mom to tell me "A thank you" for helping her buy the things she couldn't buy because of her too much way of bargaining, she was like telling my brother, how I was a distraction to her in the market and that I didn't allow her to buy things the way used to buy, so if any food stuffs finish before a week, my brother should know I am to be blame.
Therefore, I have to tell my brother what she did in the market, how she bargain for a certain food stuff in the market up to an hour without buying.
Even my father say something to me one certain time that he pick interest on my mom because he was admiring her bargaining spirit, whenever she came to his shop to buy things.