Suzi, its Caturday. Can you pose for me pretty please?
No.
Why not?
I am busy.
You are not doing anything.
I am very busy doing nothing. You no understand Hooman.
How about now? I will give you extra portion of food.
I am not hungry.
The fuck.. you are always hungry.
Nope.
Some snacks? The ones you like..
Are you trying to bribe me?
Yes :)
You should have thought about it when you were eating the ice creams and you didn't give me any.
Cats can't eat ice creams.
Bullshit!
Tru story, puss.
I am so not posing!
Hey... what you got there?
That! Whats that dingly shit you have?
Your toy 😁
Gimme!
Will you pose?
Fine. One photo! And one only.
I took two... shhh... don't tell her.
I said one!
Now leave me, I am busy.
ok, I am done.
