First of all I’d like to say that there is nothing inherently wrong about porn, I watch it too, but as a visual person, I find most of it to be down right disgusting. I’ve been checking the #nsfw tag even since I started on Steemit, and now #dporn ever since it launched, and I’m appalled by the quality, or lack there of. A few people asked me to tag my sexier stuff with #dporn, but I was first very against that because I didn’t even want to be on the same page with that stuff.
I understand that most people have standards way lower than I do, so you might genuinely enjoy what ever there is on dporn; bad quality phone shots, dirty dicks and pussies, horrible angles, bad lighting, tacky underwear and props. Seriously, more power to you if you are easily pleased, your life is way better than mine, I’m picky as fuck!
So back to my little experiment; after getting a few more DM’s and comments about people wanting to see my stuff under the #dporn tag, I started to warm up to the idea. I devised a devious plan to post sexy stuff tagged with #dporn, for several consecutive days to try and fill the trending with my stuff. See, when I get into something, I like to go hard.
I had 6 posts on the trending of #dporn at the same time, but there was a couple posts from other people in between so I only took a screenshot of the top four, which is all me babyyy.
Note: this is the trending viewed on steemit.com, the front end I prefer, the trending on dporn.co looks different because it’s based on votes from people staking their porn tokens.
Everyone who does their research, will know that partly me getting to the dporn trending is because of the auto-votes people have trusted me with. Most of the biggest ones, I’m almost sure of, I got exactly for the kind of posts I put out to #dporn too, so I think the votes are where they belong. If you have a problem with those, take it up to the big man.
Apart from being a narcissistic asshole (how fitting) and wanting to bask in the glory of the trending page, I had other reasons too.
I am not a master of many things, but classy, sexy self portraits is my area of expertise, and I’m fucking good at it. I know there are not many people who can produce pictures of themselves at the same level as I do, and even the Finnish in me is not humble about that. I think I have a lot to offer for the #dporn community, and a lot to teach too.
I wanted to spank the dporn community and show them that they need to step up their fucking game if they wanna be seen at the top. You have to admit, the trending looks pretty sexy when it’s not just pussy and dick all up in your face before you even open the post. You can go see the rewards I got, versus the rewards of anyone else in #dporn, take notes! I'd love to see more boudoir styled images that are not all done by me!
Teasing, my darlings, is the key! If everyone was out there naked all day every day, we’d soon stop having sex because the sight of too much nudity had gotten to us. It’s a lot sexier to be suggestive, than it is to put it all out there, especially for free.
I also wanted to try and show people that the definition of sexy can be quite broad, it’s not just showing skin, it’s about style and how one carries themselves. I’d like to argue that a picture of your dick or pussy rarely get’s anyone fired up, especially if they don’t see anything else of you.
I’ve been doing a bit of digging under the porn tag and seen that it’s quite slow in there, even though porn in general is a HUGE business. I think partly the problem is that the content is not up to par, and partly because people who are not anonymous don’t want their name out there liking porn. Most of us probably want to keep what we like behind closed doors. I was very pleasantly surprised when a couple people said they either staked or bought PORN tokens because they really liked what I do.
I’d like to think I’m sort of a safe option to be upvoted in the dporn, even when I’m not completely safe for work, or the dinner table with your kids. I know of a few instanced where both he husband and wife are fans of my work, which is probably not often the case for people who put out straight up pornographic images.
I promise I won’t be hogging all of the spots on the trending page but I’ll still be using the tag when ever I do really sexy stuff. Probably once every few weeks I’ll try to come up with a film noir style self portrait story, for your viewing pleasure. I would also like to write something in relation to nudity and sexuality, I think that would lead to interesting conversation in the comment section, especially us being a global community coming from very different backgrounds.
