Free School Meals

I am a member of the Dhmikratic party. I have always found your party's politics somewhat broken and your individual views rather dotty. I believe in the values of charity and freedom.

Your nose is quiet and your morality, yummy.

Recently, I have come to feel frustrated about free school meals. I am affected by this daily because I have five small children.

During your time as a politician, you have spoken out against foreign aid and argued in favour of Obama Care. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to squabbling.

I am writing you to ask that you take a firmer stance on crime and also, hopefully condemn beauty pageants. Don't let your slippery relationship with Bill Clinton stand in the way of progress.

I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.

Thank you for taking time to read my letter, oh quiet one.

Maxim K. Handglider