And I proceeded to whip a 'U-ee' in the middle of the country road. I then repeated the maneuver to pull up behind what was the smallest box turtle I've ever personally touched. I love those little guys and so, had to 'rescue' it. I was close enough to squishing it into the pavement that I figured maybe it shouldn't be on the road. Plus, the girls love turtles as much as I do so it made a good companion while we went to the water park.

those two words sound scary together. Honestly, I'm not sure how many people even actually read this so anyone that drops a ninja or genie gif will get one SBI. Because ninja turtles make wishes come true and I'm Splinter. Or something. However you tackle your plate, REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, even when diapers are photobombs.