You know what time of year it is, right? Yes! Halloween! It's only the best holiday there is. You get to mutilate innocent pumpkins, scare the shit out of people and demand candy! And, if they don't, you get to be a gremlin and trash their place! Any other holiday claim that? No, the other ones are lame.
If anyone can guess who carved what pumpkins correctly, I'll give them 25 HSBI! Good luck with that. #rocknrollpumpkins
Either way, I hope you all have a safe and memorable holiday season! Regardless what you decide to dress up as. I'm going as the Joker this year, of my own design. Whatever you choose to be, REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, because pumpkin seeds are yummy.