And he got down and dirty with his bad self. While all the other gnomes were bent on some sort of crazy divide and conquer mission of Canada, 'Enginome' stayed behind to woo all the seperated and lonely wives, the displaced fiancees and worried girlfriends. Somebody had to, I mean, how can all those hearts be dashed to pieces when the troops realize the cats far outnumber the gnomes?
What To DO?
Have a sexy party! That should take his mind off of all his friends leaving and hopefully keep the ladies entertained. I mean, c'mon, who doesn't like a good sexy party? Can drink until you can't possibly fit any more in there, reveal all that you wouldn't at a normal party, and really, just be yourself! Only - SEXY. Alleged or not, one man and hundreds upon thousands (maybe even more) gnome women and a scarcity factor sets in making 'Enginome' a primary target for wandering eyes, woeful souls and well, you get the idea.
@snook made this badass gif