12 Questions Re-Introduction

So at my suggestion in a comment coupled with finding love for Steemit at the recent Nashville meetup,

@hobotang did something very interesting with the #introduceyourself/introducemyself tag. He came up with a questionairre to better help people get to know him. It was a fabulous idea and I have since been tagged by his better half,

@ameliabartlett, to 're-introduce' myself. So, here we go!

1. What 3 meals would you have before heading to the International Space Station?

For breakfast (my first meal), I want a haystack. What's that? It's a plate of hashbrowns with a layer of sausage, then a layer of eggs (mine would be slightly over easy), and topped off with a mountain (in my case) of cheddar cheese with a giant glass of chocolate milk. For lunch, I want some smashed potatoes (mashed potatoes with a few chunks and skins in them), a blood rare venison steak, some southern cooked green beans, and a tall glass of unsweetened iced-tea. For dinner, I want a pan of 5 cheese lasagna and two bottles of Merlot.

2. What section of the newspaper would you be?

The Crossword Puzzle

3. If you were immortal, what age would you choose to stop aging at and why?

42. Because I would have my towel with me.

4. What sport would you compete in, if you were in the Olympics?

Is there an arms race in the Olympics?

5. If you had to go back in time to live the rest of your life where/when would you go?

This is an interesting question here. I would have loved to have been around back during the Dark Ages and sought out apprenticeship from the great alchemist Merlyn. I also sometimes imagined myself being in Italy in the 1490's under an apprenticeship and ultimately partnering with Da Vinci. I guess that makes me a Dark Renaissance Man?

^{Holy batshit, Ratman! Er...what?}

6. If time and money were no barrier what would you create?

A wormhole to anywhere I wanted to go complete with a craft that could handle any trip to wherever it was I wanted go. Like, my condo on the moon.

7. Have you ever completed anything on your bucket list?

Yes.

8. What would be the most surprising scientific discovery imaginable?

The origin of 'GOD' and the 5th dimension.

9. Are you a good witch or bad witch?

Ask Dorothy.

10. If you had to teach a class on one thing, what would you teach?

Sexual Intimacy. How many kids do you have? Just sayin' LOL

11. Which band / artist – dead or alive would play at your funeral?

Jim Morrison singing Metallica with the RZA mixing it down into a funk hip-hop joint.

12. What book or movie have you read/seen recently you would recommend and why?

I am a die-hard sci-fi and horror addict and most recently, I've gotten into this show called Black Mirror. It's like the Twighlight Zone had sex with the Crypt Keeper in the Outer Limits of the Far Rim where 'No Man Has Gone Before'.

^{Ya, I'm Batman}

What Would a Great Tag Be

Without calling on others to participate? I'm gonna name 7 down here and those that choose to participate, please be sure to use the tag #twelvequestions in your article. Oh and one last thing...have fun!