Don't Tell Me You Once Did this Too
Today I have just been thinking crazy things and don't think like I am not normal, my uncle actually told me that if a day goes by and a normal person doesn't do anything stupid, then something is definitely wrong
Come to think of it, as handsome, beautiful and classy as all of you are myself excluded, once upon a time you were know for bed wetting. Sounds crazy right? I mean even you the most beautiful damsel on the chain? This thing is just so annoying, infact on knowing thing I am already angry with all of you, including you reading this post.
Like are you not ashamed of yourself? Why would you sleep and pee on the bed? I know what you want to say, Don't even go there. it doesnt really matter whether you did it while you were a kid, all I know is that you were once a champion at peeing on the bed, there is nothing more you can tell me.
Gosh, see how innocent they all look now, like it was not them those days. Hmm, well, I forgive you. It's all part of life, don't feel bad okay? Don't be shy, I won't tell anybody it's a our little secret.
I had a flash back of my childhood life and I couldn't help but keep laughing, I thought it would be nice to also remind you of your childhood, so that you could join me as well. I can't be into this alone, nahhh!
While I was a child, I play a lot, my parents do complain about it so much but you know children will always be children. Those days after playing all day, I will get so tired and after taking my bathe the next thing I do is sleep like a baby till day break.
My mom used to complain that some nights I speak while sleeping and guess what I often say? Don't touch me, I won't give you my sweet and all those childish stuffs. Sometimes they will beat me off those dreams and ask me who I am talking to when I wake up, well as usual, the answer is nobody
Still on that dream aspect, the one that blew my mind today was one of those days, after playing, in the night I went to bed as usual, normally as the custom is in our home,, what we do is we pee before we go to bed this is to prevent us from peeing on the bed.
That night I did all that and went to bed with full energy. But something miraculous happened. Just when I closed my eyes the day broke, now calm down. don't be confused, what I mean is just when I closed my eyes, I was so surprise I saw myself near a bush with some of my friends after playing and playing. I was so discomforted I needed to pee and I thought why should I keep hurting my bladder when I am not far from where I could offload.
I rushed to a location that is most comfortable for me and did the needful, all my life I have never felt relief from urinating like that moment, the thing was just oozing out and ah!! It was indeed a moment to remember. It was not long after I finished and zipped my trouser that I felt something very warm around my pelvic region going down my legs on the bed.
Ah!! I opened my eyes and boom! I just peed on the bed again, I didn't tell you a story. the day before that incident, my mom was praising me in the House that I don't pee on the bed anymore and other kids were seeing me like lengend, I was forming boss for everyone in the house but I had my little secret.
Now the question you should ask is, is it true that I don't pee on the bed anymore like my mom said? Let me finish up my story perhaps you may find out the answer yourself.
So after, I realized that I peed on the bed again, lol again? Yes again. What I did was I confirm if mom was really sleeping and when it was verified, I tipped toed to my bag, remove my trouser quietly and put it among those that are dirty and I put a new one on.
Don't forget the bed is wet already, what I did next was switch position with my baby sister . I took her and placed exactly where I peed and I lay where she was lying. Beloved isn't wisdom profitable to direct? The next morning, everyone thought it was my baby sister that peed on the bed and because she was small no one said anything about it.
Now back to you, I know this triggered a memory, don't keep it to yourself, everybody here has done it before, feel free to share part of your experience at the comments section. Have a blessed day ahead.