4 funny ways paternity changes our lives

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Have you forgotten what it is like to set the phone alarm? The youngest member of the family is the alarm that we can not postpone and that wakes us up whenever we want.
Yes, paternity changes our lives entirely. And although it is sometimes difficult, it mostly carries some of the strongest emotions we have experienced in our lives. Here are some of the changes that accompany paternity ...

    1. The nights are long
      The bell to late night resembles the bachelor's life, but the difference is great - we do not get the chance to go to bed very late and when we want, and the calm sleep until the morning is far from guaranteed.
      Besides, standing by late night is tied to the care of our child and not to friends' gatherings, during which we drink beer and eat popcorn.
    1. We often visit parks
      The days of irregular visits to parks have passed, during which we run, exercise or just meet girls. We are now going to the park to spend our child. The girls are still looking at us with the words "How sweet it is!", But that's about our child, not about us.
    1. We no longer buy white clothes
      The white shirt is like a canvas for painting for the little kid at home. Yes, we can take the flushmaster out of his hand, but we would hardly be protected from food or burdens. The best solution is to give up the white clothes while the little boy is growing up at home.
    1. We are not alone
      We can forget about the days when we have a chance to read a book or newspaper in the toilet. There is already a little man at home who, when he starts to talk, asks questions and stops climbing the door. Sometimes we're even lucky if we can shut it down.