The box said SHREDDED WHEAT. Probably because the marketing department wouldn't agree to calling it HAY FOR HUMANS. That would have been accurate though. Whether frosted, drizzled with honey or packed with nuts, Judy was eating hay.
Just kidding, I enjoy shredded wheat 😇. Just not the plain kind. That's definitely hay and even if you told me it would make me live forever I couldn't possibly agree to eat that everyday. They even look like little bales of hay…
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