Brace yourself, Douchebag is here and he will explain cryptocurrencies here to you. Open your eyes sheeple, Douchebag is here spitting some fire like a diarrhea after you get shit faced with scorpio hot sauce and next morning you call 911 because you think that you are actually dying . Than you wake up from the dead like Jesus Christ and you see your portfolio and you wish you stayed dead actually. That is why Douchebag will explain crypto market to you, so you don´t have to do Jesus Christ cosplay during evevery bear run.
P.S. I feellike I have to state this, but this is a satire.
