A classical story about two Steemers, best friends and one of them just found out that the other one's wife is cheating on him. So how to choose the words to tell his friend the bad news? After long thinking, he just said:
"I'm afraid that your wife is open source!"
The Steemer didn't accept the news about his wife well, so he just delivered the divorce papers to her.
After few months, two same Steemers, the best friends were talking again, but this time, they were both single:
Steemer 1: "Do you know that specific look from the woman that wants sex with you so badly?"
Steemer 2: "No, I don't!"
Steemer 1: "Neither do I!"
After few months, one of them actually got lucky so he decided to share his experience with his old friend:
Steemer 1: "I met her at the cyber cafe! She accidentally glanced my smartphone and noticed that I am on Steemit! I think that made her extra horny!"
Steemer 2: "Don't stop, tell me more!"
Steemer 1: "She asked if she can sit with me and I accepted! We didn't talk much, we started kissing...!"
Steemer 2: "No shit! Kissing? Tell me more!"
Steemer 1: "We came to her place and she told me to take off her clothes!"
Steemer 2: "I can't believe it! Tell me more!"
Steemer 1: "When she was fully naked, she sat on her desk and we started with kissing!"
Steemer 2: "No way, tell me more!"
Steemer 1: "There was a computer on the desk..."
Steemer 2: "A computer??? What configuration?"
So, from time to time one of them gets lucky, but the most of the time they spend alone or comforting each other with encouraging with words like these:
"You know that Bill Gates didn't choose the name for Microsoft? It was his wife, after their first wedding night!"
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