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Hey everyone what's good? Hope you all are doing wonderfully well. Now, before you skip this post, wait a minute. Don't you think it's a nice day to have a little laugh? Yup I'm back with another round of Bad Dad Jokes.
I see you guys missed my Bad Dad Jokes Part One post. How could ya?😑 It's alright. I'm in a good mood anyway today. Do check that out too now, would ya😁? Gracias! Now just to point out, these jokes are not crack-my-ribs, roll-on-the-floor and gasp-for-air worthy. They are just witty puns and, let me use the phrase "wisdom jokes." So without further ado;
What do you call an alligator that wants to become a detective? An investigator.
Everyone can let you down but your fingers can't. You can count on them.
If you need an ark, I No-ah guy.
What bedtime stories do horses read? Pony tales.
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
I know only 25 letters of the alphabet. I just can't figure out y.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink costs. He replies, “for you, no charge.”
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What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was a fungi.
It doesn't matter if you're dark or fair, rich or poor, tall or short; at the end of the day... it's night.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Why did the test get arrested? He was turned in
Why can you never trust an atom? They make up literally everything.
Well that's all I've got for today. Which of them was your favorite? I think the last post was more funny than this one🤔. Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed the puns. Do have a great day ahead.