How Spectator Sports Are Like Masturbation, BUT MUCH WORSE

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To me, spectator sports are a form of masturbation; "spiritual masturbation", if you will. In the same way masturbation helps keep the population down, so do spectator sports keep us from exerting our will to change the world.

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Grown men watch and live vicariously through other men that they perceive as doing something awesome, and even noble. They will adopt their wins and losses as their own, giving loads of their time and attention, orgasming at a score. They will spend their precious and limited passions on them, like busting a nut on the carpet, slowly being drained of the will and way to their own pursuits, and saddest of all, the things good humanity truly needs manpower for.

But hey, Im not judging. I dont think there is anything wrong with a little masturbation, but you dont want to be known as a masturbation FANatic, do you? And there is plenty to be righteously FANatical about.

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How are women even fucking these men? I mean, you will have grown men fighting over sports while their kids are being systematically dumbed down and poisoned from all angles. This motherfucker will break a TV for the Cowboys but wont show up to a PTA meeting with just half of that passion?

If you still dont get it, research "Bread and Circus".

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Right this very moment there are millions of men, together, in spiritual masturbation orgies, with adrenaline pumping, emotions roaring, for grown men somewhere playing with balls. And again, nothing wrong with a little masturbation, but this shit is out of control. What a tragic waste of masculine will.

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There is masturbation, and then there is the real thing. There are sports, and then there is the real thing. Imagine me getting bent out of shape about sports. Maybe I should propose to my PC while Im at it.

With love,
Doc

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