No Dare, Just Truth: Episode II

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HERE ARE MY ANSWERS!!

  • At what age did you have your first kiss?

I was 19. She was scared. It was her first time and she was bloody scared too and shy. And based on my dazzling romantic flows na, she had all these ideas of me. I was scared too, a little, but finally I no fall hand sha..

  • What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?

N10 sweet: My uncle bought it for my birthday; and mumu like me was so happy...

  • What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.

A wrist watch.
"I got this for you", she had said. I looked at the bronze wrist watch in her hand and almost felt the tears rushing to my eyes. It was also the first time anyone had actually given me an actual gift. I still love that girl..

  • Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for three days.
    Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?

A wristwatch: For sure... My comb na my only make-up tool. Haba.. No babe go give me wristwatch with my hair all messed up. But when the hair set, and the fine boy complete, babes fit give you even aeroplane!

  • Qualities of your ideal man or woman?

My ideal woman is a blunt, beautiful intellectual. She's wild, musical, free and happy: and she loves sex (with me alone, of course)..

  • What would you do with one million naira.

Buy myself a sex doll.. (Hahaha, make I hear!).. I'd give my mum N500k. With the rest I'll get myself a laptop, some new boxers and jeans, and plan to marry wife..

  • Would you love to get married to a virgin?

NO!!!! You want me to start pleading with her on our wedding night:
"Please na, just let me touch you na"
She'll be like:
"No, brother Divine na, no"
"But you're my wife!!"
"Brother Divine no na, are you not a christian?"

  • Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.

Three girls - Nada! All these fine girls behind those steemit blogs. Boys no go gree them rest na!
Three guys - Me, pope1995@pope1995 and edikanefanga@edikanefanga

  • Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.

With the BIBLE on the BED, he prayed a PRAYER to GOD; that he learns to LOVE to SUCK her pussy when they have SEX.

  • What virtue do you think is your greatest?

UNDERSTANDING

  • One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1

If it looks like its original, sounds like its original, feels like its original, then it is original...

  • Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER

I'll tell you you have the eyes of a fairy goddess; that your soul makes my soul burn, and my rod rise with excess blood.. I'll tell you I left a rose at your doorstep. I'll tell you in the dream I had of you, we spent the night on the moon, making love. After you finish blushing, I'll smile an innocent smile and jejely carry my bag, saying:
"Please don't take it personal oh. I'm just joking..." Then laugh the kind of laughter that will make you want to kill me..like..hihihihihihihihihihhehehehehehehehahaha..

Thank you mimy@mimy for this contest. I am very grateful..

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