Your Post is Your Life || COMtest

The times I've been on this community have been quite fun with very many hilarious and funny posts from very funny people, especially those that post personal funny stories about themselves. That has actually piqued my interest and made me think about what many of us here are like in real life.

Disclaimer: This is all a joke!

Let's take for example someone like @nkemakoanam who attends "The Church of the Snake Tormented" where they only share snake stories as testimonies to motivate each other every Sunday. I guess that church is filled with women as it's only that gender that understands the snake language.

Or the fact that she goes to church weddings as a witness, eats everything on the menu just so she can have a good feel of natural breeze on her buttocks as she makes use of the nearest bush to bless it with stomach-made manure.

Then there's @diebitch, an Indian woman who uses cheap imported cosmetics from Korea, eats with leaves just so she wouldn't do dishes and uses her spouse's t-shirts as rag, just so she wouldn't spend $1 on new rags. I mean, I might understand her side of the story, $1 is equal to about a hundred rupees which can buy you about ten t-shirts.

So why spend $1 on 3 rags when you can spend 100 rupees ($1) on ten t-shirts. Now you understand the logic. Only that maybe the rags may be of higher quality - when it comes to cleaning - than the t-shirt when it comes to wearing. So you can imagine how lucky her husband must feel for marrying such a calculative woman. No wonder they're making so much waves in the sciences in India, everyone is good in math.

Let's not even mention @cheeamaka who has the habit of playing pranks with her family members about getting married just so they won't think she has a spiritual husband. Dear chiamaka we know it's not easy being in your current position, but playing pranks isn't the solution. You should focus your energy on actually getting that man locked in. Ooops! Sorry I forgot there's no man at all. The Lord is your strength as you're in our prayers.

Then there is @emreal the fainting, convulsing, asthmatic player who does not have the balls to sacrifice himself for the woman he loves. In the olden days, men used to do hard labour for years just to get the women they wanted. Our great great grandfather Jacob did 14 years just to get one woman, and at the end, he was compensated with another.

Nowadays all we see is verbal love and no action. If you had shown a little resilience and used your future to pay for the food, perhaps you would've gotten her friends as compensation for a job well done. In case of next time, sell your father's properties and spoil them shawties player!.

At last, the king of them all, @nelson-george aka the-rapist. There's nothing much to say about this dude really. His file is too large for one post. Apart from trying to forcefully penetrate his colleague (Juliet) on set in a drama in church, you can read more for yourself here. He's a legend of the unthinkable.

Errrm. Let me emphasize again on the fact that this is purely for comedy purposes (before these people start to swear for me). It is just a fiction of my not-so-wild imagination. And if you have hilarious stories or comedy posts to share, you can join the COMtest here. @vivaebony @chincoculbert jump on it.

But if there's anyone that still feels offended, just remember that freedom of speech is my fundamental human right.

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