This is a post where I'm just going to be saying a lot of random things while hoping that you laugh even when some of them might not be funny to me. Life is hard already, so if you like, laugh and release steam, if you don't like, read with a stony face like and Egyptian monument, at the end of the day, your depression is your depression and it's not transferable.
Before I continue, let me apologize for my inactivity lately, it's been hard trying to study for an exam set by an angry mob, motivated by 8 months of starvation with a misconception that our fathers and family members are their feudal lords.
So in my absence, on one of my random tours on these streets looking for succor from all these hullabaloo, I ran into a notification that I was roasted in this community by some old soul who was just sounding like a newbie. I mean, imagine Da Vinci trying to make use of a computer to paint a vivid picture, but just because he couldn't do so competently, he decided to slander the Steve Jobs of this world. When I first saw the post, I thought that was fucked up, no porn intended.
And please, this isn't a reply post, it's just a recollection of random thoughts. I'm just stating that because at this point I have to be careful. You can't be careless with speech in a community like this led by an Iraqi and filled with Nigerians. I might get chased out, and the community shot down. That in itself would be a big shame as this community has been the bomb for me.
This community has taught me a lot of things including really smooth and cheeky pickup lines from my gee 
Just when I was about to turn on my prince charming smile with all the lines perfectly rehearsed in my head, I approached the first one, only to notice that she was carrying a bucket. "red flag" I thought. I don't have the strength to be carrying anything for anybody. Then as I was about to approach the second one, I noticed the same thing. That's when I asked what was happening and I found out that there was no water flowing in the hostel. Ooops! Big red flag. Hit on these girls at this point and see what heats you.
And just when I wanted to leave, I decided to see my (e)X, I don't know (why)Y though, but every time I'm with her, I feel like my emotional life is moving on a horizontal trajectory with no end in sight. I'm happy that I met her earlier because everytime I try to analyze what we had, I always sound like Graeme Souness. Fucked up analysis!
But then it used to be good recreation for the body. I remember when we were supposed to have this debate about active and passive recreation. It's good I was in the active group, where you have to put your knees down, put your hands on the floor, do push ups while your waist is swerving in different directions and angles.
I even just found out that it helps open up the brain and aid retention when reading. I have exams in a few days and I need to study, so please y'all should excuse me at this point let me go and do some push-ups. I'll see y'all later.
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