So I was in church yesterday and the pastor was preaching about the jewish lords and how they tried to arrest him. This wasn't my first time of hearing the message before your mind starts playing pranks with you and you start thinking that I don't attend church services.
But being a curious mind, my interest was piqued by Peter's reaction when they tried to arrest his boss. In case you're one of those sinners who don't attend church services and have already been condemned to hell, what Peter did was bring out his sword and cut off a soldier's ear. There you have it, please bring your tithes. Thank you!
Now back to Peter an the jews, first of all he was embarrassed that his mater's magnanimity made him look like he doesn't know what he's doing, then that jewish girl made him deny his boss. Now as a fisherman who's faced many storms, you don't cave easily unless something really huge threatened you, so indirectly the jews made him look like a coward.
Now fastforward 1900years later and then comes Adolf Hitler. Have you ever wondered if Hitler was Petr's reincarnate who decided to come back back and redeem his image in the sands of time against the jews. We can start with his hand salute that looks like the drawing of a sword.
I can imagine him still suffering from the PTSD of what he suffered all those years and waking up in the middle of the night and shouting "hallelujah" in German accent, which was eventually misunderstood by his followers who remixed it to "Heil Hitler".
I mean of all the people in the world to hate, he choose the jews. mind you there were Americans who were using women to drive their economy and pull them out of the great depression, thereby causing the great BOOBy and ASSet depression of the 1940s.
There were Russians with their stiff neck, razor sharp jawbone and awkward moustaches that made God look like a quack mechanic who could only create ugly monolithic machines with no flexibility or ability to adapt.
There were also the Asians with their round identical faces, dreamy/sleepy eyes, and stunted height that has caused the greatest identity crisis that we're still suffering today. Perhaps if he had hated them, the birth control would've come earlier and the world would have been saved of a large chunk of the pollution that we face today, including covid19.
He could've even hated Africans and their lackadaisical attitude of allowing a campaign about a war that did not concern them in any way to be organized and fought in their backyard. The black peasants must've been running around naked and jumping hoops to the sound of cannons while singing traditional praises to the god of thunder.
Let's not even talk about Indians who were busy struggling and licking Gandhi buttocks in a bid to gain independence when they could've just joined the Nazi Germans and fight the United Kingdom which would have been their quickest way to freedom. But instead they were busy flicking their heads midspeech like epileptics.
Talking about fighting for freedom, now you understand how stupid the African situation was. I guess they were too occupied burying their heads in their muddy fertile lands that they couldn't think outside the sandbox.
Okay back to Hitler and his weird choice of hating partners. I know some of you won't agree with me, but that doesn't matter, because my intelligent mind tells me that Hitler was Peter's reincarnate.
He came back to avenge the death of his master, to redeem his manhood that was depreciated by the little girl at the fire place and to make sure that at the end of the day that the 3,000 virgins (which he was supposed to get), promised to him in heaven are restored. Now he's dead and in heaven enjoying with his 3000 virgins. Now he's higher than Solomon on the pussy throne.
Heil Hitler!
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