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Q: Why did the frat boy eat one pizza after another?
A: It was the Dominos effect
Q: Why did the pizzamaker fail?
A: He kneaded to work more for his dough.
Q: Which Pizza never ages?
A: Peter Pan Pizza
Q: Why did the pizzamaker get arrested by the IRS?
A. He didnt proof his dough.
Q. What do you call it when people eat away only the top of the pizza?
A. Strip-cheese.
Q: Why did the gourmand cry while eating his pizza?
A: Because it was Deep.