1- To coffee purists, much like the gym freaks out there,
there is French press coffee and the other stuff that looks like tar.
So Brewo, how much can you bench press?
2- Move over Tiramisu, there's a new dessert that's doing the rounds and it beats all other coffee based desserts. The best kind of puns for me are the ones that replace several words. My take on the Affogato.
3 - Have you had the misfortune of meeting someone before their first cup of coffee? It is grounds for murder. Caffeine is the daily fix we need to fix our problems. I'm no Shakespeare but caffiend should find its place in Webster's dictionary.
4 - Coffee is obtained from the Coffea Arabica plant. This elixir is found in the seeds of the fruit. Incidentally Arabica is a name that adults give to their emotional support imaginary friend - coffee. She's brew-tiful and always uplifts you. She can take jokes against her, even if the roast is dark.
5 - Are you feeling brew? Has fate put a tamper on your plans? Do you want to venti?
So, grab yourself a mug and enjoy a caffeinated mug.
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