Seriously? - That explains it.

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Sold three laptops and some Office packages to a customer.

Engineer: "You're not going to be happy. One of those laptops will not charge."

Me: "Oh for the love of the Pond Gods. Is that how the day is going to pan out?

I went and had a look because, well, you know maybe the Engineers didn't waggle the cable or something?

Me: "Those three laptops you sold me, one of them is not charging!"

Supplier: "It's not a problem, I can send you a replacement. Did you just check to see if the battery is seated properly?

Me: "Funnily enough, I was going to tell the lads to take it out for a few minutes and pop it back in to see if that fixed it. I'll ring you back."

Five minutes later.

Me: "You're not going to believe this!"

Both together: "THERE'S NO BATTERY IN IT!" 🤦‍♂️


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