First off, what are showerthoughts?
"Showerthought" is a loose term that applies to the types of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming. At their best, Showerthoughts are universally relatable and find the amusing/interesting within the mundane.
Sounds a bit boring, right? Not so. Showerthoughts have never ceased to make one think deeply or simply laugh out loud because of its ingenuity. Whichever of these you prefer, I'm sure you'll love these showerthoughts I collected for your enjoyment.
1. I wish you could just record silence and then play it on loudspeakers on full blast to make the whole room quiet.
2. Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either of those things are.
3. The Onion might go bankrupt because they can't compete against the reality now.
4. If Apple manufactured clothing they'd probably have all the belt loops on their jeans a different size than normal, so you'd also have to buy an Apple Belt.
5. Scotch aged 12 years sounds a lot better than Scotch from 2005.
6. As a loyal customer, I feel really ripped off when companies have a promotion for new customers but offer nothing for customers who have been with them for years.
7. A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned.
8. At some point I worry that self driving cars will go a route just to ensure you see certain stores or billboards, the real world equivalent of a pop up ad.
9. There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
10. Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
